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Hey guys, this is Tiffany Robert (The first to write about The Jellybean Story . (Not to brag.)) writing on the story: Half the Community Wants a Steak-Filet. Some people don't like the thought of just eating chicken all day long at Chick-Filet, they want a Steak-Filet. "I'm vegan to any animal that clucks!" claims Rodney a 97-year-old. "if it clucks, quacks or cok-a-doodle-doos I'm vegan to it. But if it moos it's OK." "I like the chewy better then the crunchy," says 24-year-old David,"whenever I make chicken by myself it is black and crunchy, when the restaurant makes steak it's chewy." he claims. We asked some chickens what they thought they'd make, we heard a lot of "bucks". We all think that a Steak-Filet is a great idea! Soon lots of people will be eating at a Steak-Filet. Too bad all the vegans have to stay out of this. 

Lately, penguins have been complaining that their climate in the South Pole is too cold. "We want warmer food and warmer water!" Complains Thomas a 17 year old penguin from the north side of the South Pole. We are used to the penguin complaining, but this new claim takes it to a whole new level. This morning Kuju a 48 year old penguin elder said... "We want war, if you don't surrender we will fight." What will happen? Will the people fight for their warmth or will they surrender to the penguins? And if we fight, will we win or will we be taken down.....by penguins? Find out... probably never. Once the penguins see our scary weapons they won't want to fight.

This is Bob Jefferson, reporting on the brand-new hot news story: Fish want in on the police force action Fish all over the world are protesting that not just dogs have to fight crime, they can too. "We are just as tough as any dog!" Claims 4 year old gold fish Jerry. "We have every right to fight crime, and if the policemen don't appreciate our beady eyed stare nobody will! and with sharks as our cousins, what could go wrong?" Jerry claims that if monkeys didn't evolve from humans they can't be as smart as fish. "Every human knows that fish are smarter then dogs, cats, monkeys, horses, mice, penguins, rabbits, squirrels........" We choose not to continue Timothy the 9 year old tropic fish's list for it is very extensive. We interviewed a police dog to see how felt and how thing were going for him and the other recruits, his answer states, "Ruff!" Well there you have it. Will the policemen ditch the mutts for fish or ...