Fish Protest in Anger, Claiming They can be in The Police Force Too

This is Bob Jefferson, reporting on the brand-new hot news story: Fish want in on the police force action

Fish all over the world are protesting that not just dogs have to fight crime, they can too.

"We are just as tough as any dog!" Claims 4 year old gold fish Jerry. "We have every right to fight crime, and if the policemen don't appreciate our beady eyed stare nobody will! and with sharks as our cousins, what could go wrong?"
Jerry claims that if monkeys didn't evolve from humans they can't be as smart as fish.

"Every human knows that fish are smarter then dogs, cats, monkeys, horses, mice, penguins, rabbits, squirrels........"
We choose not to continue Timothy the 9 year old tropic fish's list for it is very extensive.

We interviewed a police dog to see how felt and how thing were going for him and the other recruits, his answer states,

"Ruff!"

Well there you have it. Will the policemen ditch the mutts for fish or will the dog kind over come?

Find out on Six Ear On-hearer News tonight.

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