This is Don Johnson, I reported on the Fish Protest in Anger, Claiming They can be in the Police Force Too story, well the chief was having a debate with the fish, and the fish just got roasted!
So, we all know the fish want in on the police force action, if you missed that article, please see this
https://punchinpineapples.blogspot.com/2019/08/fish-protest-in-anger-claiming-they-can.html
So, yes, the fish were having a debate with the chief, and they let me in to report on it, here's what happened:
Jerry, the gold fish says. "We demand to be let in, we will work as hard as any dog!"
The chief looks at him skeptically. "You are a bit on the small side, and how are you gonna chase after the criminals?"
Jerry snorts. "We'll swim of course!"
The chief raises his eyebrows. "Mmm, yes. One problem."
Jerry glared at the chief. "What?" he snaps.
The chief starts to chuckle. "Most of the criminals with be on land!"
Jerry looks like he is struggling to hold in his emotions. "WHO CARES!? WE'LL LEARN TO WALK!!!" he shrieks.
That was him holding in his emotions.
Well, Jerry was thrown out of the police station, the dogs are back on duty, and everything is back to normal- oh wait a second.
The rattlesnakes want to know if there's an opening on the force.
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