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The Cost of Pens is Decreasing Dramatically.

This is Dora Williams, reporting on the news story,  The Cost of Pens is Decreasing Dramatically.




Recently, the cost of pen have gone down a ton, I'm here at my local Walmart, let's see what the employees have to say.

"People just don't write stuff down like they used to." a 98 year old man named Parker working at Walmart in the pen department sobs. "back in the olden day, people would pay 10 dollars for one pen, now they're 25 cents, and nobody wants them! It's all the fault of those new-fangled computers, you don't need to write a note or anything, just type it out!"

At this point my pen had run out of ink. "Shoot!" I said. "My pen ran out of ink!"

Parker perked up. "Ran out of ink!?" suddenly, he pulls out at least 60 pens out of his pockets. "Buy a pen! BUY A PEN!!! HEY EVERYBODY!! THIS NICE YOUNG LADY'S PEN HAS RUN OUT OF INK!!!"

At this point I was being attacked by Walmart workers working in the pen department, so I had to get out of there.

So now I'm here at home, writing for Star News.

Let me just say, take my advice, buy pens again.

If we don't, poor old guys like Parker will probably go insane, and I've rather grown to like Parker.


-Dora Williams

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