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Half of community wants a Steak-Filet

Hey guys, this is Tiffany Robert (The first to write about The Jellybean Story. (Not to brag.)) writing on the story: Half the Community Wants a Steak-Filet.




Some people don't like the thought of just eating chicken all day long at Chick-Filet, they want a Steak-Filet.

"I'm vegan to any animal that clucks!" claims Rodney a 97-year-old. "if it clucks, quacks or cok-a-doodle-doos I'm vegan to it. But if it moos it's OK."

"I like the chewy better then the crunchy," says 24-year-old David,"whenever I make chicken by myself it is black and crunchy, when the restaurant makes steak it's chewy." he claims.

We asked some chickens what they thought they'd make, we heard a lot of "bucks".

We all think that a Steak-Filet is a great idea! Soon lots of people will be eating at a Steak-Filet.

Too bad all the vegans have to stay out of this. 

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