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Amazon is Starting, "Next Second Shipping"

 Hello, this is Rachell Harper, reporting on the most talked about and exciting story of the year so far, Amazon is Starting, "Next Second Shipping".




We all know Amazon has free two day shipping, well, yesterday, someone on the Amazon team suggested, next day shipping, and that led to next second shipping.

How it works is, you buy something, hit confirm order, and then in one second, you'll hear a knock or a ding dong! and you're package will be there.

How will Amazon do it so fast and keep up with all the orders?  Let's talk to a worker now, and see if they'll tell us their secret.

Hey, this worker over here looks incompetent, let's ask them.

"My name is Bob." The worker says in a southernly accent. "And sure! Of course I can tell ya. We're gonna track our shoppers! We see what they are ordering, and as soon as they click the, "order" button, we rush to start the delivery process, we sent out the what they ordered to the nearest Amazon factory to them, Oh yes we know where they live too, and then a Amazon working in that factory, quickly packages up their order, and drives it there them self to the delivery spot and quickly drops it off. We also added a whole buncha paper work to the ordering process, because it delays them from clicking the confirm order button. We also send the deliverer a tracker for that person, so they don't do it too soon. it would be real suspicious if they hadn't clicked the confirm order and their package comes!"  

"Bob!" another worker scolds as she walks up. "You aren't suppose to be handing out secrets to the public!"

"Well, Marie, I thought out only secret was the one about when they put in a credit card number with no money on it, we put a rattlesnake in the box instead of their-" Bob was quickly muffled by Marie clapping her hand over her mouth. 

Well I think we learned some important lessons here today.

1. Being incompetent shows on the face. 
2. Amazon is going desperate for employees.
3. Amazon is adding more stores around the USA.

And most importantly, make sure you have enough money on the credit card number you're putting in when you buy something from Amazon.

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