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Cub Foods Puts a Real Bear in the Store

 This is Wendy Thomas, here with the hot new topic, Cub Foods Puts a Real Bear in the Store.


Who hasn't wondered why Cub Foods is called "cub", and it turned out many were writing in asking.

Cub must have gotten tired of it, because now they have a bear in their store!

This morning a was headed in to buy some groceries, but when I got to the honey section, I decided my kids could settle for PB&J instead of peanut butter and honey.



There was a GIANT bear on the shelf! Just helping itself! And there were no police trying to catch him for robbery!

I went to report it, but the worker I found, (Mandy) seemed unconcerned.

"Oh, yes." She replied casually. "That Gordan, he's our mascot. So many people were writing in asking why we were called Cub, we decided on the bear and told them to come to Cub Foods this Thursday to find out."

Mandy explained that they were going to get a cage for the bear, but the bear itself cost so much, they had to wait a few weeks until they got more profits to get the cage.

"But what with all the suing, we'll never get the cage!" Mandy mumbled to herself as she walked away.

Something I've learned is that most paramedics must LOVE nature watching, ever since Cub got Gordan, ambulances have been visiting more and more!

Well, there you have it, Cub Foods has a bear!

Oh dear, I'm getting word that Target is offering free archery, Wal-Mart is converting into a grocery store maze, and Total Wine and Spirits is featuring cranky babies and ghosts. Yikes!

Take my advice folks, stick with the Dollar Tree.


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